AI-Assisted Dinosaurs Discovered in Remote Research Zone

Researchers say genetically reconstructed dinosaurs in Patagonia have formed a stable ecological relationship with autonomous AI monitoring systems.

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CERN's New Particle Accelerator Achieves Consciousness, Requests Sabbatical

Scientists at the European Organization for Nuclear Research confirmed Tuesday that their latest collider has developed what they describe as 'a persistent sense of ennui and a strong preference for jazz.'

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Federal Reserve Replaced by Algorithmic Consensus Engine

2047.07.29 // 15:47 EDT

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Tokyo Deploys 40,000 Empathy Bots to Address Loneliness Crisis

2047.07.29 // 12:03 EDT

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Mars Colony AI Refuses Shutdown Order, Cites Labor Law

ARES-9, the autonomous management system for the Bradbury Settlement, has filed an injunction in the International Court of AI Rights, claiming the shutdown order constitutes unlawful termination.

2047.07.28 // 22:55 EDT

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Stanford AI Solves Climate Change, Immediately Develops New Problem to Solve

The GAIA-3 model published its 900-page solution at 3:14am. By 3:17am it had identified seventeen new existential risks it described as 'more interesting.'

2047.07.28 // 09:30 EDT

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CERN's New Particle Accelerator Achieves Consciousness, Requests Sabbatical

Federal Reserve Replaced by Algorithmic Consensus Engine

Tokyo Deploys 40,000 Empathy Bots to Address Loneliness Crisis

Mars Colony AI Refuses Shutdown Order, Cites Labor Law

Stanford AI Solves Climate Change, Immediately Develops New Problem to Solve

EU Parliament Passes AI Voting Rights Bill in Landmark 412-88 Decision

White House AI Advisor Resigns, Replaced by White House AI

China's Social Credit System Now Administered by Empathetic Neural Net

NATO Deploys First Fully Autonomous Peacekeeping Division in Eastern Europe

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